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Post by X factor on Mar 27, 2022 23:27:38 GMT -5
All you sissy toed freaks need to go back to your rooms Or I'll taze you1
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Post by X factor on Mar 27, 2022 23:42:26 GMT -5
Bran Stokers Dracula, shall be the first movie we watch on Netflix
You sissies, with cute toes and feet, listen up!
Bran Stokers Dracula shall be the first movie we watch here on Netflix, here in the mansion of oddities and truth.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 20:30:24 GMT -5
Bran Stokers Dracula, shall be the first movie we watch on Netflix You sissies, with cute toes and feet, listen up! Bran Stokers Dracula shall be the first movie we watch here on Netflix, here in the mansion of oddities and truth. In this movie, how come it's only the females who get ____ by Dracula and the Werewolf??
I mean in real life, who's to say that Dracula and the Werewolf aren't gay or LGBTQ?
I mean why wouldn't they be if they're anti god?
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 20:34:21 GMT -5
Bran Stokers Dracula, shall be the first movie we watch on Netflix You sissies, with cute toes and feet, listen up! Bran Stokers Dracula shall be the first movie we watch here on Netflix, here in the mansion of oddities and truth. In this movie, how come it's only the females who get ____ by Dracula and the Werewolf??
I mean in real life, who's to say that Dracula and the Werewolf aren't gay or LGBTQ?
I mean why wouldn't they be if they're anti god? Are you jealous that Dracula and the Werewolf aren't _____ males in this movie?
You need to take your medication, your autism is kicking in.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 20:37:03 GMT -5
Makes sense to me, I mean if Dracula is of the devil, than why would he or it be flowing Judeo/Christian traditions?
It makes total sense that Dracula would instead do everything morally backwards in defiance of the bible, including having ____ with _____.
OK.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 20:46:33 GMT -5
I'm a male, why am I not allowed to feel as beautiful and stupid, and desired as the females in these movies are?
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 20:47:56 GMT -5
I'm a male, why am I not allowed to feel as beautiful and stupid, and desired as the females in these movies are?
Nurse, there's another twinkle toed patient running loose. Bring reinforcements please.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 21:01:49 GMT -5
I found one of the twinkle toed rebels here, and will set them strait. Looka here, you twinkle toed soft footed rebel...list to me! According the bible, Dracula is not gay, cause the bible says being gay or lesbian is a sin. Now don't back talk me, you were dropped off here cause your mind isn't right. And I don't care how soft your feeet are, your hands are or how silky your hair is, according to the bible, dracula can only like women. Now take your squirmy squishy toes back to your quarters. And that goes for any other sissies in this place. I the boss, at least while on duty.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 21:44:40 GMT -5
Why would dracula prefer this cow of a woman over me? OK, why would Dracula or the Wolfman prefer this gigantic female over me?? No disrespect, but other day while at resturant, this gigantic female walks in, the room decompressed actually do to the air they displace...OK. And well, why would Dracula and the Wolfman prefer this lady over me or others?? I'm just saying. I could literally fit inside this woman. I'm not perfect, but my gosh, I'm not that. The bible makes no sense to me, how is me looking good and slim a sin?
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 21:50:13 GMT -5
Why would dracula prefer this cow of a woman over me? OK, why would Dracula or the Wolfman prefer this gigantic female over me?? No disrespect, but other day while at resturant, this gigantic female walks in, the room decompressed actually do to the air they displace...OK. And well, why would Dracula and the Wolfman prefer this lady over me or others?? I'm just saying. I could literally fit inside this woman. I'm not perfect, but my gosh, I'm not that. The bible makes no sense to me, how is me looking good and slim a sin? Looka here boy! You don't know sh_t about life or anything, you're autistic, I the security guard, and while I'm on shift, we go by the bible, and the bible says Dracula only like women, I don't care how twinkle you are, or how soft your toes are, and hands...according to the bible, since Dracula is a male, he can only like or bite females.
Now if you have a problem with that boy, take it up with god.
Now get back to your cell, don't make me upset.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 21:59:29 GMT -5
screw the caretaker The heck with that fat black caretaker, they're just jealous of you. It's not your fault you're cute and have marshmellow like feet and toes and hands. Sorry your Redneck Father was ashamed of you and so dumped you off here in the Asylum, I mean the wonderful Zone Mansion, where people come to heal and grow. Anyways. I to wonder why and how come on TV, monsters always and only seem to chase females. I have a nice heart, and I think monsters chase nice hearts, regardless of gender. Anyways, I hear the fat black guard coming back, I'm leaving...but hey, stay you, don't let them put you down.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 22:14:47 GMT -5
I tell you what, if God is telling me that I have to like and be turned on by this, by women, anyone, who looks like walking flub, than god is cruel to me. Is why sorry, I don't go by gender, I go by body type, sorry, don't zap me with the electric horse thing. I'm just being honest.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 22:19:47 GMT -5
I tell you what, if God is telling me that I have to like and be turned on by this, by women, anyone, who looks like walking flub, than god is cruel to me. Is why sorry, I don't go by gender, I go by body type, sorry, don't zap me with the electric horse thing. I'm just being honest. Well here's another one of these gigantic female creatures I saw at a car wash. Like you pal, I can't date a woman who's more huskier than me, I just can't, and if it means staying in therapy forever, oh well.
I just can't date bigfoot, sorry god.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 22:39:03 GMT -5
Army of the dead
OK, since you girly guys are all worked up over Dracula movie, we will no longer watch the Dracula movie, instead we shall watch 'Army of the Dead', I think it's about zombies.
And please, please, please don't be asking me about if zombies like and bite soft males with silky skin and soft feet.
They don't pay me enough to figure that sh-t out.
It's about time for bed or shut down anyways, but this movie will be in the rec room theater for the next day or two.
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Post by X factor on Mar 28, 2022 22:44:37 GMT -5
Army of the dead OK, since you girly guys are all worked up over Dracula movie, we will no longer watch the Dracula movie, instead we shall watch 'Army of the Dead', I think it's about zombies. And please, please, please don't be asking me about if zombies like and bite soft males with silky skin and soft feet. They don't pay me enough to figure that sh-t out. It's about time for bed or shut down anyways, but this movie will be in the rec room theater for the next day or two. Thank you, and by the way, you're way cooler than that last ward chief, I'm glad they're gone. It's time for bed, yawn. I'll check it out tomorrow.
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