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Post by X factor on Apr 28, 2021 0:46:18 GMT -5
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Post by X factor on Apr 28, 2021 0:48:06 GMT -5
 I'm not a horse! Stop feeding me hay and corn and weeds...where's my Hamburger and pizza!
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Post by X factor on Apr 28, 2021 0:52:58 GMT -5
Miss Piggy is having a moment here folks  We're simply here to help our patients live better and be more healthy, and Miss Piggy has an issue with food...they'll be OK.
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Post by X factor on Apr 28, 2021 1:01:29 GMT -5
Celery sticks! Celery sticks??, are you hobbitding me??!!  Am I being punished or something?? I don't need to lose weight.. No, no, fine, I'll eat them, I'm hungry, and celery sticks are better than nothing. What?...no dressing either, have to eat them raw??? I'm going to pass out.  Hey Miss Piggy, calm down already, I too am learning how to eat raw fruits and vegetables, cause according to Dr Quacko and nurse Long, we'll be healthier if we learn how to eat more natural, and our minds will clear up also. |
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Post by X factor on May 2, 2021 2:51:23 GMT -5
Stuffing face/gut, with not one, but two full sized Tuna fish sandwiches  I haven't had such yummy tuna fish sandwiches in years, but this one tastes near just right, cause added to it is onions, relish, eggs, garlic, a tad bit of French salad dressing and whatever else....I'm almost getting 'high' just eating it, and couldn't just stop at one, so made another on toasted bread. But my body deserves it, since worked out twice today, and now, gut so full, and it's so late, that I just want to fall back on the bed and sleep. later and out.
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Post by X factor on May 3, 2021 17:09:02 GMT -5
Ramon noodles tastes like 'feet'  Being a pig right now, eating Ramon noodles right now, with onion in it, garlic, sliced cucumber, eggs, and whatever...no wonder it tastes like feet, as if someone stepped their feet into bowl and the flavor of their feet is in noodles.  Now will probably go into short 'food coma' as blood rushes to gut to digest this meal. So back in a few after taking 'food nap'.
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Post by X factor on May 5, 2021 2:25:31 GMT -5
Sardines in tomato sauce, are you hobbitding me??!  OK, I'm not fat, I need a real late night snack, not raw fish in a can! I'm not a sea lion, OK
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Post by X factor on May 16, 2021 23:15:24 GMT -5
Tonight I may as well ben a wild Tiger or Hyena or Bear, cause I ate medium rare stake meat. I'm not trying to be a wild animal, but this rare cooked steak meat does taste kind of good.. |
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Post by X factor on May 16, 2021 23:20:54 GMT -5
Tonight I may as well ben a wild Tiger or Hyena or Bear, cause I ate medium rare stake meat. I'm not trying to be a wild animal, but this rare cooked steak meat does taste kind of good.. u Shame shame shame on you miss piggy for eating meat, steak meat that is medium rare, if that. You're hear by ejected from our 'No meat ever' club. But before ejected from club, umm quarterly dues are do. |
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Post by X factor on May 23, 2021 21:08:40 GMT -5
Right now stuffing face with Right now stuffing face or gut with left over Mac and cheese with rice, which someone bought from conviant store, and canned 'greens' to boot, and loving how it all tastes together..Oh and salmon that was bought from a store in like 'steak form'..it's good. It's good, and hot sauce and sprinkled hot sauce choves on top of it all, now leave me alone, it's time to eat and be Miss Piggy.
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Post by X factor on May 28, 2021 3:19:20 GMT -5
I don't care what they say, I'm going to have a corn dog tonight! Tired of celery sticks and carrots sticks and hey feed, I'm not live stock! I need a Corn Dog, OK?  I need some meet and starch and fatty oil, to get me through tomorrow. mmm, good, very good, I'm eating it now before they take it away, yummy
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Post by X factor on Jun 1, 2021 22:09:16 GMT -5
I did have some pig ribs tonight I did have some pig ribs tonight, enough with the jokes, I'm neither fat nor a pig, they just make me feel as I am, but that aside, these pig ribs were...umm...decent, with a little Bargee cue sauce on them. They actually tasted pretty good, can't wait to eat the left overs tomorrow, now leave me alone..my gut is full and I feel drowsy.
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Post by X factor on Jun 4, 2021 19:22:14 GMT -5
Here I am, not suppose to eat gluten< yet eating Raman noodles again, so sorry So sorry, I know, no gluten foods, but can't help it, spotted a few last bags of ramon noodles and had to jump on it...so so sorry, ramon noodles full of gluten, but maybe promise next week will eat only lettuce. But for now step aside as I eat my food.
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Post by X factor on Jun 5, 2021 3:54:06 GMT -5
Now time for some left over ribs before I go to bed  These ribs taste OK, it's not like prepared by top notch chef, but they'll do. I hope my heart doesn't go out while I sleep since been eating like such a, well 'me' today. Grease, oil, gluten, wow...I think I need to see a food councilor, but until then let me finish these ribs. Now go away, and stop watching me eat.
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Post by X factor on Jun 5, 2021 4:06:00 GMT -5
Now time for some left over ribs before I go to bed These ribs taste OK, it's not like prepared by top notch chef, but they'll do. I hope my heart doesn't go out while I sleep since been eating like such a, well 'me' today. Grease, oil, gluten, wow...I think I need to see a food councilor, but until then let me finish these ribs. Now go away, and stop watching me eat.  Miss Piggy, would you please try controlling your appetite, try drinking 'green tea', it'll help settle your gut, and yes, I'm back, I know you missed me is why you eat so much when I'm gone. |
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