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Post by X factor on Jul 5, 2021 2:59:44 GMT -5
My poor poor stomach  Ok, here's what I'm eating tonight before I go to bed, I had to beg Janitor to cook me something, at least something, I can't like go to bed starving to death. So they heated up some baked beans, then added some canned 'greens' to it, like what southerners eat in the south, whatever. Then they fried two eggs and mixed it all together and now I'm eating it, and added a few olives...some sauce, and wallah, I'm eating it, and tastes pretty good. Sorry I'm a nobody 'pig', but I get hungry late at night, during the day they try to starve me, some say I'm fat, but I'm not. Anyways, thank you janitor for being brave enough to funnel me some late night food, now scat, as I finish my meal.  Who's here in the Kitchen, is that you Miss Piggy? |
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Post by X factor on Jul 5, 2021 23:54:52 GMT -5
Hey, Mr Honduras or Mexican Janitor, will you cook me some Spanish rice tonight? I'm still hunger have dinner, no ones around, please, some Spanish or Mexican rice, please....
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Post by X factor on Jul 6, 2021 0:03:19 GMT -5
Hey, Mr Honduras or Mexican Janitor, will you cook me some Spanish rice tonight? I'm still hunger have dinner, no ones around, please, some Spanish or Mexican rice, please....  Why most certainly Senorita Miss Piggy, Spanish rice coming up, you worry nothing, I'll have meal for you very soon. No worries Senorita, rice coming up soon. |
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Post by X factor on Jul 6, 2021 0:16:55 GMT -5
Yummy! Yummy yummy yummy! This Spanish rice is good, and they also prepared for me on toast, melted cheese with more Spanish rice on the melted cheese toast, so guess that's like Spanish rice cheese melt bread?? Who cares, it tastes to good and I so needed something different tonight other than bland tasting fish.  Thank you Janitor or Hispanic or Mexican guy. Time to eat, now scram.
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Post by X factor on Jul 6, 2021 0:18:04 GMT -5
Yummy! Yummy yummy yummy! This Spanish rice is good, and they also prepared for me on toast, melted cheese with more Spanish rice on the melted cheese toast, so guess that's like Spanish rice cheese melt bread?? Who cares, it tastes to good and I so needed something different tonight other than bland tasting fish. Thank you Janitor or Hispanic or Mexican guy. Time to eat, now scram. A dance Senorita?, to celebrate your meal? Yes, no? |
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Post by X factor on Jul 6, 2021 0:20:54 GMT -5
Yummy! Yummy yummy yummy! This Spanish rice is good, and they also prepared for me on toast, melted cheese with more Spanish rice on the melted cheese toast, so guess that's like Spanish rice cheese melt bread?? Who cares, it tastes to good and I so needed something different tonight other than bland tasting fish. Thank you Janitor or Hispanic or Mexican guy. Time to eat, now scram. A dance Senorita?, to celebrate your meal? Yes, no? I said scram pal, eating is a religion to me, and never grab me like that again, I'm Miss Piggy.  |
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Post by X factor on Jul 6, 2021 0:30:49 GMT -5
That dude learned the hard way that don't ever get between Miss Piggy and her bowl of food
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Post by X factor on Jul 8, 2021 1:53:21 GMT -5
Miss piggy, what are you eating right now?
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Post by X factor on Jul 8, 2021 1:54:56 GMT -5
Miss piggy, what are you eating right now? Well, because you all have me on a strict diet, I'm eating @$!#** Sunflower seeds! Anything else...sir |
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Post by X factor on Jul 31, 2021 16:53:46 GMT -5
Pre maid Hamburger patties on toasted bread No worries, not going to complain, it actually tastes better than your typical fast food hamburger. I can't stand politically correct meat, at least this meat I'm eating now is not politically correct. Now scram, I have another half bread burger sandwich to digest.
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Post by X factor on Aug 4, 2021 21:57:11 GMT -5
Left over deli fish?, home cooked rice?, and potato slice? Add to that Borden 1 pint milk. Well I guess I can't complain, I mean after all millions about to be evicted from homes, apartments and whatever when no pay rent moratorium ends in a few months. At least I'm fed here, so can't complain. I'm miss Piggy after all, no other place would tolerate me here other than the Zone. 
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Post by X factor on Aug 18, 2021 1:02:02 GMT -5
Augh, this chewy rubbery steak something I'm eating, and soggy red cabbage. I guess it'll do, at least I'm not in Haiti starving. Anyways, I'm Miss Piggy, could you please go away, I still have food to eat. And about to watch a movie as food digests in my gut....now scat.
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Post by X factor on Aug 19, 2021 21:40:09 GMT -5
Why didn't anyone tell me chicken would blow up in microwave! Hi, I'm Miss Piggy, so what!, and I'm always hungry, as such snuck into kitchen, just figured I'd grab some left over steamed chicken, some left over red cabbage, some left over curly fries and other type of fries, but when microwaved, the chicken, part of it, blew up, or off, gross...gross.  I felt like a masicured the chicken, even though already dead, I hope. I'm not a chef!! But I'm hungry. So I placed rest of meal in air fryer, just heard bell ring on fryer, one sec, will tell you how meal tastes in a sec
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Post by X factor on Aug 19, 2021 21:48:21 GMT -5
Continued from above Analyst on food 1. Air Dryer did not make the chicken explode and made the left over fry's crispy 2. a tad bit to much saucy hot sauce on food Conclusion, If I don't want food to explode and want a more even 'cook', than I need to learn how to use the air fryer. Now scat, I'm eating and I'm Miss Piggy.
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Post by X factor on Aug 21, 2021 0:00:43 GMT -5
My food phycologist tells me I often go to bed with belly feeling 'stuffed' because I'm lonely?? My food therapist says I often stuff my gut before bedtime, and go to bed with gut feeling full, because I'm lonely?? Whatever, pass the turkey please, and the beans, and the bread, it's time to eat...
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