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Post by X factor on Aug 21, 2021 23:14:01 GMT -5
I'm getting hungry, could someone please feed me?
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Post by X factor on Aug 21, 2021 23:27:08 GMT -5
Left over steamed chicken and red cabbage, is that the best you can do?  No, no, I'll eat it, OK, I'll eat it. Actually it tastes pretty good. Please don't tell the caretakers I was in the kitchen this late at night or they'll put me on another forced diet, even though I'm not fat. Now scat as I eat my meal
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Post by X factor on Aug 23, 2021 19:39:33 GMT -5
They're feeding me canned fish, Herring something, baked beans, and toast, as if I'm a Walrus!!  I'm not a Walrus OK... No no no, I'll eat it, step away, I'll eat it, just saying I'm not a Walrus, I deserve better than canned Herring fish in a can and beans. I'm also not Jack and Joe from Montana who like to hunt wild game and eat raw food and beans. For crying out loud I'm miss Piggy, please some respect and dignity. Now scat, it's time to eat...hmm...these beans kind taste good.. I said scat.
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Post by X factor on Sept 25, 2021 11:25:47 GMT -5
Brunch! Yes, I'm still here and still eating, like right now eating both left over deli fried chicken and deli fried fish, and both taste good! It was like trying to decide between to hot dates, well so I just chose both.  Now what I need you to do is scat, so I can finish me meal. I just hope whomever food that was doesn't mind me eating it.
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Post by X factor on Sept 26, 2021 20:21:40 GMT -5
Cracker Jack? for real??? OK, who's the wise person who think it funny to leave Cracker Jack sugar popcorn for me to eat tonight as a midnight snack? Come one, who was it??? I am not a wild bore!, I'm miss piggy and expect a bit more respect than this. That aside, please do pass the salt.
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Post by X factor on Oct 11, 2021 0:42:56 GMT -5
Oh I'm about to eat some freshly cooked rice and I can't wait! 
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Post by X factor on Oct 18, 2021 22:35:56 GMT -5
I'm not a hyena! OK, hi, right knawing at this turkey leg, left over turkey leg I found in fridge. I feel like a hyena dog, knawing and chewing the meet off of the turkey leg, so uncivilized. But I'm hungry, and the only way I can get some protein in me gut before bed. I'm glad no one can see me eat this, I'm miss piggy after all and even I have dignity. Now scat as I finish devourering this turkey leg...skat.. 
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Post by X factor on Dec 2, 2021 23:30:12 GMT -5
Yes, I'm still here, and actually enjoying a snippit of raison brand cereal and raison crunch cereal mixed together for a late night snack.  Well not the original Raison Brand Crunch, I'm eating two generic brands together, and tastes just as good as far as I'm concerned. Now please scat so I, Miss Piggy, can finish my meal, then it's off to bed.
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Post by X factor on Dec 7, 2021 5:48:06 GMT -5
Little Debbie donuts  Probably not the smartest thing for me to eat these little Debbie glazed donuts this early in the morning as about to go to bed (already getting head rush from the sugar) But oh well, there they were, in my face as I walked into the living room, so I grabbed them, got some milk, and now package about emptied. 2 more to go, then it's time for bed.
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Post by X factor on Dec 21, 2021 21:57:56 GMT -5
scrambled eggs and liver, now that's a protein packed meal.
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Post by X factor on Jan 5, 2022 22:27:00 GMT -5
I'm eating a beef frank dog, and a roast beef sandwich, half of one, I'm eating them both together, and it's pretty good. I need to make up like a dog/roast/wrap. Oh, and left over potato salad from the store. I'm just eating this all before bed, to make up for feeling a bit lonely after a long day just 'out there'. And since can't get a hug, I eat. Now scat.
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Post by X factor on Feb 16, 2022 22:48:42 GMT -5
There's a glazed donut just sitting in the fridge that I sorta feel like eating Yes, I'm miss piggy and I'm still here, and I'm still hungry, and there's a glazed donut just sitting in the fridge that I feel like eating it, even though if I eat it before bed I'll wake up fat, but do I really care? Now I can't get that glazed donut out of my mind.
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Post by X factor on Feb 16, 2022 22:57:26 GMT -5
There's a glazed donut just sitting in the fridge that I sorta feel like eating Yes, I'm miss piggy and I'm still here, and I'm still hungry, and there's a glazed donut just sitting in the fridge that I feel like eating it, even though if I eat it before bed I'll wake up fat, but do I really care? Now I can't get that glazed donut out of my mind.  If you know what's best for you, Miss Piggy, you shall stay away from the glazed donut tonight, just keep your snout out of the fridge, that glazed donut does not belong to you, stay away from the glazed donut. |
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Post by X factor on Feb 16, 2022 22:58:57 GMT -5
If miss piggy doesn't want to be a pig, than they should stop hanging around the fridge at night.
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Post by X factor on Feb 20, 2022 0:29:23 GMT -5
 There's a Reese's cup cake sitting on the counter, it's just sitting there.
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