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Post by X factor on Feb 20, 2022 0:31:33 GMT -5
There's a Reese's cup cake sitting on the counter, it's just sitting there. Hey! That cupcake on the counter is not for you to eat.
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Post by X factor on Feb 20, 2022 1:22:43 GMT -5
There's a credit card sitting next to me, very tempting to use it, I mean cause it's just sitting there.
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Post by X factor on Feb 23, 2022 0:40:08 GMT -5
There's a Hershey's chocolate bar with almonds, just sitting in the fridge. I mean maybe I should eat it, if it's just sitting there.
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Post by X factor on Feb 23, 2022 0:46:06 GMT -5
There's a Hershey's chocolate bar with almonds, just sitting in the fridge. I mean maybe I should eat it, if it's just sitting there. Julie, I mean miss piggy, did you eat my Candy Bar?! Stay away from my food for crying out loud, I know it was you!
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Post by X factor on Feb 23, 2022 0:52:07 GMT -5
There's a Hershey's chocolate bar with almonds, just sitting in the fridge. I mean maybe I should eat it, if it's just sitting there. Julie, I mean miss piggy, did you eat my Candy Bar?! Stay away from my food for crying out loud, I know it was you! Was that your candy bar?? My bag, but I didn't eat it, I wish I had, but I didn't. I think the night janitor probably at it, OK. Umm, I gotta go to bed now, later.
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Post by X factor on Feb 28, 2022 18:05:28 GMT -5
That glazed donut has been sitting in the fridge for over a week, so I finally ate it.
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Post by X factor on Mar 1, 2022 21:59:31 GMT -5
OK, I'm finally eating this, I have permission to eat this delicious Reese's peanut butter choclate cupcake, and wow does it taste, well one sec, I need another nibble....... mmmmmm, wow, so rich and thick, it tastes like 'sin', I feel like I'm sinning by eating it, wow. If sin had a flavor or taste, this would be it, mmmm, delicious. now scat, and let me eat in peace.
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Post by X factor on Mar 7, 2022 23:05:43 GMT -5
I'm in love with this candy bar, I could date this candy bar if it were alive and had legs, yummy. But now it's in my stomach, cause it was sitting in the fridge, so I ate it.
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Post by X factor on Mar 7, 2022 23:10:21 GMT -5
I'm in love with this candy bar, I could date this candy bar if it were alive and had legs, yummy. But now it's in my stomach, cause it was sitting in the fridge, so I ate it. Hey Miss piglet, do ya'zz ever think of anything other than food?
And speakings of food, ahh, me and my pals are having a roast at our place, in the barn, ahh, would ya likes to come?
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Post by X factor on Mar 7, 2022 23:32:43 GMT -5
Stay away from the fridge Miss Piggy, and for sure stay away from the wolf, or you'll end up like this The wolf will make a pork loin out of you, they're probably the ones placing all the chocolate and other food in the fridge, to fatten you up.
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Post by X factor on Mar 7, 2022 23:34:15 GMT -5
Stay away from the fridge Miss Piggy, and for sure stay away from the wolf, or you'll end up like this The wolf will make a pork loin out of you, they're probably the ones placing all the chocolate and other food in the fridge, to fatten you up. Why I never!
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Post by X factor on Mar 13, 2022 23:32:48 GMT -5
I'm eating cubed beef steak that was left over in the fridge, I tossed it in the microwave and now eating it. It's pretty good.... What?....what!?
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Post by X factor on Mar 18, 2022 21:16:01 GMT -5
right now eating some kind of meat, short ribs I think? Don't know if it's the 'P' word or a cow. And I'm eating onion rings with it. Not exactly gourmey food, but it'll do for now.
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Post by X factor on Mar 18, 2022 21:31:48 GMT -5
Well I must confess, I've been kind to my tummy up until this evening where have just stuffed gut with meat, and fat, and other fried crap. (That sounds like a 'hook' to a song) 'Meat, fat and other fried crap' Anyways, my gut won't like me so much now for a while, but hey, I was hungry and a bit lonely, and when I feel lonely I eat, and sometimes shrink. Oh well. Poor belly of mine. I feel guilty now.
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Post by X factor on Mar 18, 2022 21:33:19 GMT -5
Well I must confess, I've been kind to my tummy up until this evening where have just stuffed gut with meat, and fat, and other fried crap. (That sounds like a 'hook' to a song) 'Meat, fat and other fried crap' Anyways, my gut won't like me so much now for a while, but hey, I was hungry and a bit lonely, and when I feel lonely I eat, and sometimes shrink. Oh well. Poor belly of mine. I feel guilty now. You should be ashamed of yourself..
You need to repent, and do penance for your food sins.
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