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Post by X factor on Mar 20, 2022 23:43:26 GMT -5
Oh Miss Piggy, what art thou eating right now?
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Post by X factor on Mar 20, 2022 23:46:54 GMT -5
Oh Miss Piggy, what art thou eating right now?  Well, if you must pry and be nosey, I just so happen to be eating some Malto-Meal warm gooey cereal in a bowl, why do you ask, are you jealous?? Oh, forgot to add that I put dried cranberries in it, and a few blueberries, yum yum yum, now scat and let me eat please.  |
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Post by X factor on Mar 21, 2022 0:54:53 GMT -5
 Hi, I'm Thelma, and, well, Hi. I'm now a resident of this Asylum, I mean this Wonderful Twylightzone Mansion. I will have my own section soon, I insisted upon it, I mean why should Miss piggy get all the attention?? Anyways, here she comes, I gotta scat. |
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Post by X factor on Mar 23, 2022 21:15:10 GMT -5
Popcorn and toasted smuckers rasberry jelly toast and Georgia peach lipton tea Yep, this is what I'm eating right now..  +  And for drink I'm having this  There's just no food in the fridge or cupboards right now, since everyone around here is suddenly trying to become skinny.
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Post by X factor on Mar 25, 2022 22:58:13 GMT -5
I'm not a billy goat! It's bad enough I'm eating Shredded mini wheat's, which tastes like sticks and twigs.  But then add to that Almond milk? Yuk, it tastes like mucas, I had to add water to it!  I mean come on, milk comes from cows, not nuts! Can't believe I'm drinking nut milk. I'm tired of this nutty diet, if you all want to lose weight fine, just let me eat normal food please.
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Post by X factor on Apr 3, 2022 23:40:17 GMT -5
I'm not Miss Piggy, but still I'm just hungry but don't know what I want.
Seems the slightest thing I eat makes me fat!
Even eating pumpkin seeds seem to make me fat!
I drink water, the water I drink makes me fat!
It's just not fair.
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Post by X factor on Apr 4, 2022 0:20:53 GMT -5
OK, peanut butter is not the same as meat! Why is there no meat in this place? I'm talking real meat, not peanut butter! I'm Miss piggy, I'm not trying to become Miss America, OK, stop trying to starve me. But hey, if peanut butter jelly or jam sandwich is all there is to eat, than I'll eat it. 
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Post by X factor on Apr 4, 2022 0:25:57 GMT -5
You too, need to calm down Miss Piggy, eat your sandwich and like it. OK, peanut butter is not the same as meat! Why is there no meat in this place? I'm talking real meat, not peanut butter! I'm Miss piggy, I'm not trying to become Miss America, OK, stop trying to starve me. But hey, if peanut butter jelly or jam sandwich is all there is to eat, than I'll eat it.
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Post by X factor on Apr 4, 2022 0:42:05 GMT -5
Salad and healthy eating for all the guests here in the Zone Mansion, especially you Miss Piggy  You will find tomatoes and lettuce and sliced mushrooms and bean sprouts a much healthier choice than what you all have been eating. The Zone wants all of it's guests to be healthy and fully rehabilitated to take on the outside world again one day. Now go to bed, and for breakfast the chef has prepared spinach leaves with roasted almonds on it, and if good, you may even have some salad dressing, although salad dressing will make you fat.  Now nighty night, sleep tight, and don't let me catch you sneaking in the fridge tonight, any of ya.
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Post by X factor on Apr 4, 2022 8:22:11 GMT -5
I wish these maintanance men would get away from my window!
There's nothing wrong with the grass, just let it grow! I need all the beauty sleep I can get, and they've disrupted it!
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Post by X factor on Apr 7, 2022 22:30:01 GMT -5
I know I shouldn't, but am It's bed time, but before I go to bed, first, I'm going to eat  plus  I'll cook the needles in microwave, drain water and then add some Cambells beans and franks to it, why not? Yes, I'll gain some pounds over night, but so what, I worked long and hard today doing tasks. My stomach probably won't be to happy with me though, eating this late at night, Oh well, I'm miss piggy and my stomach should be use to it by now... Now scat and let me eat.....
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Post by X factor on Apr 11, 2022 9:53:59 GMT -5
It's time for Miss Piggy to get up out of here and go exercise for a bit I think what Miss piggy needs some fresh air...ahh, just look at them on the bike.
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Post by X factor on Apr 11, 2022 23:03:00 GMT -5
I'm not miss piggy, but I'm preparing some scrambled eggs right now, will eat, and then tomorrow I'll wake up and maybe purchase a new car.
We shall see.
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Post by X factor on Apr 11, 2022 23:26:24 GMT -5
I'm not miss piggy, but I'm preparing some scrambled eggs right now, will eat, and then tomorrow I'll wake up and maybe purchase a new car. We shall see. Not to be rude, but did you just eat the eggs that were for me?? |
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Post by X factor on Apr 11, 2022 23:33:48 GMT -5
Security, I want you to break up this fight before it begins between miss piggy and Erin, who ate her or it's eggs, send them to their rooms and tell them to both go to bed. 
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