Post by X factor on Aug 25, 2013 8:34:05 GMT -5
The times when you feel like spanking yourself, when you do things so stupid, and have nothing to blame but self...ah let's see...
The times when you feel like spanking yourself...
1. When you set your pay check on stove top, while stove is still hot or cooling, and check catches fire and goes up in flames...
2. When you buy someone else a lottery ticket for their B-day, and it turns out to be a winning ticket worth $50,000...
3. When you go to gas station to fill up, get distracted while there, and then run out of gas 3 miles down the road...
4. When you're headed to job interview, someone cuts you off, you go road rage on them...
And then when you get to place of interview find out person you went road rage on, is the one you're being interviewed by...
5. When you find out the lady you've been cheating with on the side, is your girlfriends mom...D'oh!
More to follow, keep the self spanking machine out...