Patients of the T- Zone institute of mental health and care

Crown Loser



'Hi, I could not make it in regular society, I think I'm a mistake, I think maybe I should of been born in another dimension, or maybe as a dolphin.

They call me the crowned loser, since I fail at everything, and I mean everything except losing, when it comes to losing I actually succeed.

I look forward to my stay here at the zone Mansion, maybe here I can finally fit in'

You really need to stop drinking, when you drink you get odd and goofy.

The newest member of the Zone Mansion



This patient 'loves soles', they're obscessed with certain peoples soles.

As such they've been sent to the 'Zone Mansion' for some 'corrective sole therapy'.

But I think this one may be to far gone, so will more likely just be assigned a room and be allowed to just be, I mean if dreaming of other peoples soles is the worst that they are, oh well, here they can be happy, them and their own happy feet.

Well I notice that their body symmetry is near perfect, their legs, long legs...send them to my office tomorrow, I have more studies I want to conduct on them.

I sometimes get annoyed at my skin tone, but not for reasons you may think



I sometimes get annoyed at my skin tone, in that I wish I were either darker or lighter instead of cardboard shade...why?

Cause I look weird in the sun, that's why.

In some lighting I look good, in other lighting I look bizzar.

I wish I were either all the way 'white' in tone, or just darker, and more even toned.

I hear 'skin bleaching' is big in like the Nation of India and other areas over there where they obscess over skin color and tone.

I don't think I'd ever do that, my luck I'd mess up, not read the direction, and then be all uneven toned all over.

Not only that, no telling what damage bleaching your skin does to you as you age.

I think it's good to have some natural sun block, is why some darker people age so well cause darker skin tone is not damaged as much by the sun.

I'm just blabbing on, I think I'll go to bed now with my odd cardboard toned skin tone.

Are they gay sir, I just need to know, are they in fact gay?

Cause they're already wiggling their white precious toes at me, what's with all these 'w' types in here who think they're more prettier than females???!!!

Newest member of 'The Zone mental health reformatory'



If you want to know their story, than watch this video...'Tiny Tim...from Thug to Hugs'.



Yes, 'Tiny Tim' use to think they were a 'thug', sagging pants and all, but a serious of misfortunes, well, led them to the Zone, where here they can relax and be at ease, and 'find themselves'...with our help and assistance of course and plenty of chores and responsibilities, like taking out the trash, cleaning the bathrooms and more...our aim is to help rebuild their confidence so they can go back out into society and get a job!

Welcome Tiny Tim, now here's a broom, you can start by sweeping up rec room area.